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how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
An actual World Heritage Post
how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it
one week until ten years of Spiders Georg

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doES ANYONE ELSE REALIZE THAT WE’RE LIKE, THE FIRST GENERATION ON TUMBLR
GIVE IT 10-15 YEARS AND WE’LL ALL BE GROWN UP AND AN ENTIRE NEW SET OF KIDS WILL BE ON HERE BLOGGING ABOUT COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SHOWS AND BANDS AND MOVIES AND BOOKS
THE ONLY THING THEY’LL STILL BE BLOGGING ABOUT THE SAME AS WE WERE IS DOCTOR WHO
HOPEFULLY
We’ll probably all be blogging about Sherlock season 4.
maybe
7/22/2013


happy decade anniversary to this post
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(consumed with lust voice) omg what a fucking weirdo
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Mob boss who gets equally passionate about rewarding loyalty as punishing betrayal. What?! Johnny Backstabs killed two of my rivals and saved my daughter from assassins?! Incredible!! I want him loved! I want him wifed! I want his bills paid! I want his rent gone! I want his dog pet! I want his gender trans’d! I want her car fixed! I want flowers on her doorstep! Get this DONE!!😡🥰😡
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rose tyler hated her shitty job, wore £1 mascara, charity shop sweatpants, boxed hair bleach, couldn’t keep her room clean, hated rich people, was called a slag by the queen, constantly chat shit about her mum, slapped a guy that made her mum cry, astonished herself when she could do maths, 19 year old runaway, and the most beautiful woman on my tv 2005 - 2006
she rewrote her own history so she could hold her dad as he died and realigned the stars so she could save the doctor
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“hot girl era”, I say as I rot and decay in my bedroom and watch the years pass me by as I miss out on core experiences other people my age are having
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seeing everyone just mindlessly sign up for threads despite all the clear warning signs feels like I’m living in Sailor Moon or a magical girl anime episode where the Monster of the Day just set up shop over night and their product is literally draining your lifeforce for the Dark Kingdom but people keep going there
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in some universe there’s a version of the show where Hannibal was just some normal guy until he met Will and then went all cannibal ripper crazy cause Wills pussy magic was just that strong
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spideybkdk doods
do you enjoy my artwork and would love to receive one yourself ? give a support smash on my kofi !
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My contempt towards a brand is directly proportional to how often they interrupt my playlists.
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everyone shut the actual fuck up. it’s ferb time
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you have to let “dennys parking lot at 3 am” go. you have to think independently. you have to come up with your own strange places, and indeed your own strange times to be there. there’s authenticity in that



